November 2011
2 posts
Another Kurt Vonnegut quote;
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”
July 2011
1 post
Slow clap →
June 2011
2 posts
So Long, Teeth Numbered 1 and 16
Yes, I had my whizz teeth extracted recently. 80 percent of people need to get these things out of their heads. It is common. I realize my hardships from this ordeal are not unique. Actually it went pretty well considering I’m 29 years old, although eight days after the surgery there is still pain and I’m down to my last hydrocodone. For the record Vicodin is very helpful and addictive, but...
April 2011
5 posts
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March 2011
4 posts
How To Eat Grapefruit (not like eating oranges)
Preface
If you’re (exactly) like me, then you avoided eating grapefruit until your late twenties because your younger palate considered them too tart and then you remember that your grandpa taught you how to eat grapefruit correctly when you were really young, which blasts you into a dramatic grapefruit-eating phase of your breakfast-time life.
Instructions
1) Slice grapefruit in half...
February 2011
23 posts
“If AIG and Goldman Sacchs had 1/1000 of the restrictions that poor people have,...”
– Joel Berg via http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/joel-berg-executive-director-nyc-coalition-against-hunger
beet red
“It sucks cooking beets because they turn everything red.” When kellywojtczak.tumblr.com said that, I casually agreed. Then today, while cooking some beets I thought, ‘maybe making a red mess conjures up a primal satisfaction of spilling blood for food’. The delicious blood of Beets.
Trite Highlights of a Nature Escape
I’m driving through the hills of Oakland toward some woods for a hike. Long-time friend named Matt is sitting shotgun and the guy/girl couple I suspect of holding hands are in the backseat. A pinner is rolled and lit, which is the first proper burn cruise in my car (1998 Saab 900 Turbo 2.0, dark metallic green). We meander through an unfamiliar neighborhood and as we return en route toward...
I Can't Believe You Narc'ed Us Out, Dork →
“yeah yeah yeah, I know how film...
Hydraulic valve/pump thing. It’s a minor...
sizzling steak, chit-chat, beer can cracked.
“No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations,...”
